Dear Private Practice, a show on ABC I watch only because it's right after Grey's Anatomy and I am too lazy to change the channel,
I'll keep this short.
If you keep using rabidly inaccurate medical terminology in your fertility segments, I will quit watching.
As in tonight, when the so-called "expert" on the show referred repeatedly to "implanting" embryos (and, by the way, let me add how SUPER HELPFUL it is to create a storyline about mixing up the embryos of two women, because there is already SO MUCH accurate, timely, thoughtful information out there about assisted reproductive technology that I just LOVE IT that you decided to give people EVEN MORE REASONS to have NO IDEA what the whole thing is about).
You do not "implant" embryos, dumbasses. You "transfer" them. If you are damn, damn lucky, they implant. (In the right place.)
Actually, if you keep using this verb, I will most likely "implant" my remote in the television, resulting in a.) much damage to my TV and b.) a very pissed-off husband.
Do. Your. Research. You can bet that every fertility patient watching sure as hell has.