Wednesday, February 18, 2009

just a little infertility humor.

My husband I went to the local Gigantic Home Show yesterday.  Generally speaking, I am not a big fan of the Home Show Experience.  Better said, it gives me Serious Brain Overload.  I can only look at so many home-construction related displays before I just want to lay down in aisle 1600 and take a nap.

But, coming around one particular corner, we ran into the following booth.  Because of where we were standing, we could only see part of the vendor's name, and the fact that said vendor was offering 'do it yourself' kits.

The people would like to present exhibit A:

I took the photo with my phone, so it's not great quality.  But seriously: there's nothing like coming around a corner to see a giant booth with the words "SEMEN" and "DIY Kits Available" to make you say to yourself, "Wow.  I have spent way too much time contemplating the process of reproduction.  And also, what the hell kind of homeowners show is this?"


  1. Too funny. They are having a home show here this weekend that we are considering visiting - maybe we'll have the DIY semen display there as well - we could use some new ideas with my husband's low counts!

  2. This is awesome! I think you need to submit it to the failblog. So, now I need to know. What was the booth for? DIY Basement? Window Casements? Hmmm.

  3. lol that's classic! good luck on your upcoming cycle! i'm cheering you on too!