But, coming around one particular corner, we ran into the following booth. Because of where we were standing, we could only see part of the vendor's name, and the fact that said vendor was offering 'do it yourself' kits.
The people would like to present exhibit A:
I took the photo with my phone, so it's not great quality. But seriously: there's nothing like coming around a corner to see a giant booth with the words "SEMEN" and "DIY Kits Available" to make you say to yourself, "Wow. I have spent way too much time contemplating the process of reproduction. And also, what the hell kind of homeowners show is this?"