Tuesday, April 20, 2010

dear baby

Dear baby,

Whilst making it very, very clear that I am beyond delighted to have you around, I would like to put in a small request that you give that placenta a little push so that it kicks in and eliminates the "morning" (HA HA HA to whoever named that! Morning! Too funny! Jackass.) sickness.

Because, while said "morning" sickness was reassuring for awhile, I feel pretty reassured now.

On a related note, how do you like the maternity jeans? Aren't they awesome? We might have to wear these forever.

And also, thank you very, very much for being so obliging and letting your lovely heartbeat pop right up at the doctor's appointment yesterday. You make your mother very happy.

And she would be even happier if she could stop throwing up.

Love,
Mom

8 comments:

  1. Love this! Hope that you feel better soon. Mine went away and then came back :-(

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  2. At only 13 weeks I don't fit into many of my pants anymore. I haven't gained much weight, it's just unbelievable bloating and a hatred for things that feel even remotely tight around my waist - maternity jeans sound lovely. Hope that morning sickness passes soon!

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  3. I too LOVE maternity pants...they are so freaking comfortable!!! Glad to hear baby is doing well, sorry to hear you're still fighting the nausea...hope it subsides for you soon:)

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  4. Yay maternity jeans! I finally had to lock mine away 12 weeks postpartum so that I wouldn't be tempted to keep wearing them. Pants with waistbands are highly overrated.

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  5. Great about hearing the heartbeat! The ms sucks! I really hope you're out of the woods soon:)

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  6. Even as someone who isn't a mom yet, I fully support your complaining about nausea. Throwing up is one of the things I hate most in the world. You know how some people when they're sick say, "If I would just throw up, I know I'll feel better." I don't doubt that, but I will chant cosmic incantations until dawn to avoid it. I hope it goes away soon!

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  7. I don't think I'll ever understand why all womens pants don't have elastic tops. Most comfortable time of my life in pants EVER.

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