Whilst making it very, very clear that I am beyond delighted to have you around, I would like to put in a small request that you give that placenta a little push so that it kicks in and eliminates the "morning" (HA HA HA to whoever named that! Morning! Too funny! Jackass.) sickness.
Because, while said "morning" sickness was reassuring for awhile, I feel pretty reassured now.
On a related note, how do you like the maternity jeans? Aren't they awesome? We might have to wear these forever.
And also, thank you very, very much for being so obliging and letting your lovely heartbeat pop right up at the doctor's appointment yesterday. You make your mother very happy.
And she would be even happier if she could stop throwing up.