Just in case you wondered.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
scene from a Sunday morning
In case you wondered: yes, it is possible that your pastor forgot her IVF injections at home and so had to call her husband in a panic, who (although he was going to skip church) drove down to give her said medications (thus explaining why he came in through the back door in sweats, having not shaved) - and that the relatively long time she spent in the bathroom was, in fact, not spent on primping or straightening the robe, but in ripping off her microphone, pulling open the robe, and hurriedly injecting the cetro.tide that she was supposed to have injected 30 minutes ago, all while muttering, "shitshitshitshitshit" under her breath and making yet another resolution NOT to swear in church because one of these days, that microphone is going to be accidentally on, and then there's going to be some trouble.
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oh my goodness... we must write that book.
ReplyDeleteoh no! although, if i'm being totally truthful, i did chuckle at that image a bit. there is no rest for the wicked. :)
ReplyDeleteI find this funny to imagine; the pastor swearing in the church. Totally called for!
ReplyDeleteGreat story! I'm with Sarah, you need to write a book.
ReplyDeleteThat. Is. Awesome.
ReplyDeletethank you for the wonderful story this morning. i'm sure my mother will love it. now if only she'd learn not to laugh so hard in church -- somehow my father always blames poor little ME at those moments.