In case you've ever wondered about this:
yes, it is possible (thanks to completely-stopped traffic, a well-placed dark tunnel, and a hands-free pumping bra) to hook yourself up to a battery-powered breast pump and let that sucker go to town while negotiating a 50-mile morning drive to a conference.
For someone who likes multi-tasking, it was freaking heaven.
I think a few semi-drivers might have gotten an eyeful. But I got something done during my 90-minute crawl down the freeway, and that makes up for it.
"What's the problem, officer? It's hands-free."*
*no actual police officers were encountered during this event. Thankfully.